“I lost because you touch yourself at night.”

Senator Ricky Santorum is on his way out…and the sadness of his defeat shall haunt my dreams forever. My favorite part of his concession speech was when he began with “First and foremost, I want to thank God,” and the entire crowd cheered like Jesus R. Christ himself had emerged from the back with Satan in a sleeperhold.

 

I still cannot believe this is true, complete Democratic sweep in my district. US Senate and Rep (Murphy) and stat Rep (King)

the Harry Potter son’s stoic look that screams of Columbine, the daughter in the back who’s wholesome by day and giving half of Pennsylvania rusty trombones by night

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